Top 31 reasons Len drives me CRAZY:
1- He watches sports.
2- He drinks spicy v-8 juice.
3- He never rinses out his cup after drinking spicy v-8!
4- He leaves piles of dirty clothes laying around (I do it too, but it's only annoying when he does it.)
5- He leaves Coke Zero cans everywhere-& I mean everywhere!
6- He picks the weirdest places to eat.
7- Sometimes he snores.
8- He never hangs the kids towels up after bathing them.
9- He hangs his towel up way too perfect (I know what you are thinking, but it makes mine look really sloppy.)
10-I have to remind him when his siblings/parents birthdays are.
11-He says he doesn't like watching "Friends", but when I have it on he always laughs.
12-He always has to be right.
13-He leaves hangers in the bathroom.
14-He has piles of "important papers" everywhere.
15-He can never find his wallet.
16-He can never find his phone.
17-He can never find his name badge.
18-He never burps or you know, the other thing, out loud. (I know, I know, but why do I have to be the gross one, I am the girl, he should do all the gross stuff!)
19-He watches sports talk shows.
20-He takes his clothes off with the garments still stuck inside, so I have to pull them all apart.
21-He has like 900 chapsticks, but he can never find one.
22-He complains every time the phone rings.
23-He rough houses with the kids & gets them all riled up.
24-He never hears me when I call for him.
25-He watches sports.
26-He picks the strangest clothes out for Owen to wear.
27-He hates getting his picture taken.
28-He puts Abbie's diapers in the bathroom garbage can.
29-He loves video games.
30-He makes up facts. (Such as, 99 percent of marital problems are caused by the woman.)
31-He always has trouble ordering at Sonic, it totally freaks him out.
#1 Reason we are still Married:
1- I Love Him!
Happy Birthday Len!
You are such a great Dad & an awesome husband. I feel so blessed to have you in my life. The last 8 years have been wild, but worth it. Thank you for spending them with me. I Love you!
You are still just as cute!
3 comments:
Happy Birthday Len! Hope you have a great year.
Loved the post Amber. It totally cracked me up. It was nice to see a little change from the standard mushy birthday posts (not that those aren't nice too).
Amber! This post is hilarious! The weird thing is that while reading it, I could have sworn you were talking about my husband! I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets annoyed by the weird things he does.
Amber, I was just looking at Mike's blog and saw your comment--so I looked at your cute blog!! It was so fun and I have to say, I thought Owen looked just like your dad--oh no--he looks just like Len in his little boy picture!! Have fun with your parents
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